Laughing Jack Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

It was bound to happen sometime...a spinoff list about everyone's favorite evil clown monster. Same rules as the Jeff spinoffs.

DA LIST

Laughing Jack Smokes Tiny Cigars
Laughing Jack Breaks His Cone Nose
Laughing Jack Gets A Blood Transfusion
Laughing Jack Gets Crushed Between God-Jeff's Pecs
Laughing Jack Plays Pong
Laughing Jack The Dhovakin
Laughing Jack Is Mistaken For A Large Goose By A Nearsighted Hunter And Shot
Laughing Jack's Toilet Backs Up
Laughing Jack Is Fried In Butter
Laughing Jack Becomes Morbidly Obese
Laughing Jack sings "Toot Toot Sonic Warrior"
Laughing Jack gets so ripped that his WRAPPINGS have bulging veins
Laughing Jack Gets Pregnant. Wait, WHAT?!
Laughing Jack's Tentacle Dicks Get Tied In A Knot
Laughing Jack's Bottlecap Fetish
Laughing Jack vs. The Recolors